New for 2012, it's the Ladies of Amber Does Dallas 2012 Calendar!
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"The Pavi doesn't know which of their faces he'd wear first!"
Pavi Largo, Billionaire Playboy
"I don't really get much use out of calendars with all the running around I do. But if I were to use a calendar, I'd definitely use this one. Allons-y!"
Dr. John Smith, A Doctor
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Riff Raff, A Handyman
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Ash J. Williams, Survivor
"I would be liking to punch these women."
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"Instead of a glory hole, now I have this awesome calendar instead."
Josh Nubkin, Sad Pervert
"As an ancient Mayan priest and soothsayer I have foreseen many things. The Deaths of Kings. The Fall of Empires. The Coming of new Ages. All this and more I have seen. Yet even I could not have predicted a better way to countdown the end of days than the Ladies of Amber Does Dallas 2012 Calendar."
Kan Doit, High Priest of Qaholom
You too can dramatically improve your life and get your very own Ladies of Amber Does Dallas Calendar. Just $10 at the show AND now available on-line through PayPal for only $12.50!
($10.00 + $2.50 Shipping And Handling)